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biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far
and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at
the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He
stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem:
how to carry all of his purchases home.
The owner said, "Why don't
you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand,
put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the
biker said, and out the door he went.
But in the parking lot he was
approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She
asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as
a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take
my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no
time."
The little old lady looked him
over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a
husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt,
and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy
smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the
goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of
the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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