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A Day Out On The Town Three 7 year
old girls were walking down the street wearing their mothers' clothing;
large hats, high heels, and long dresses. They passed a bar and one of
the girls said, “Let's go in for a drink. " They went in and
crawled up onto the bar stools. The bartender laughed and thought he
would have some fun. He went to the first little girl and said, “What
will you have young lady?" The girl replied, "I'll Have a
Martini." The
bartender could not give them any liquor so he filled up a martini glass
with 7-UP, placed an olive in it and put it in front of her. He said to
the second girl, "What will you have today?" She
replied, "A Manhattan." The
bartender then filled a Manhattan glass with Ginger-Ale, put in a cherry
in it, and set it in front of her.
Next he asked the third little girl, "What will you have
today?" After a long pause she replied, "I'll have a douche.
Mother says they're so refreshing." |